cocainableu:

Some roses are red, some condoms are blue. all STD’s are contagious, so watch who you screw.

I wish Beyonce and Jay Z would get on stage and present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King.

fuckyeahitssummeralexis:

Jay-Z: Look, Blue. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.

Blue: What about the shadowy part? 

Jay-Z: That’s country music. You must never go there. 

lmfao yo

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